When All Your Friends Die… Make Music!

Freddy Gage - All My Friends Are Dead

This seems kinda… morbid.

He probably killed his friends for those albino snakeskin boots.

Never trust a preacher whose friends are all dead, who wears white snakeskin boots, and who has founded his own ministry called “Pulpit in the Shadows.” (See the fine print at the bottom of the cover.)

I’ll be your friend, Freddy.

This was the little-known inspiration for Right Said Fred.

Yeah, "I’m too sexy… to live."