“I feel warm and safe in your paws…”


When this relationships works, it’s a beautiful thing. When it breaks down… well… just look at the walls.

He had to have his scalp sewn on twice last month.

Only in France.

Yeah, what are the French thinking? “I feel warm and safe in your paws.”

They’re waltzing to the theme from Beauty and the Beast.

I do feel it’s necessary to mention our prior motion against interspecies dating did pass unani–man-imously.

He’s a “manimal.”

You can’t break the power of love, man.

I’m sorry, but when I have to break into the natural history museum for a date, I’m at an all-time low.