Pretty Donkey Girl

Pretty Donkey Girl

Check out the musical selection from this album.

I’ll bet this chick could pull even Eeyore out of his depression.

No way. She probably broke is heart when she dumped him for Joe Camel. I just can’t believe this is marketed to children. I mean, hello, the donkey has breasts and is wearing a skanky tank top!

…to which Darren, the married member of the group, comments:

It’s a tube top, not a tank top. Come on, boys.

What does PETA think about this?

Questionably “pretty”, questionably “donkey”… questionably “music.”

This is why my kids will only be allowed to listen to classical music.