Hmmm, apparently Manowar kicked Frodo’s ass to get ‘the ring of power.’
Respect the metal or we’ll bring democracy to your country.
God bless America.
That’s a belt buckle even Garth Brooks could covet.
And continuing in a trend of bad elementary school flashbacks, Bennett says:
I think I used that ring as a flotation device in the kiddie pool.
What is metal’s obsession with big ass swords and spray-on tights?
Bennett, noting the flags, says:
I don’t really feel that bad for France.