Respect the Metal

Manowar - Kings of Metal

Hmmm, apparently Manowar kicked Frodo’s ass to get ‘the ring of power.’

Respect the metal or we’ll bring democracy to your country.

God bless America.

That’s a belt buckle even Garth Brooks could covet.

And continuing in a trend of bad elementary school flashbacks, Bennett says:

I think I used that ring as a flotation device in the kiddie pool.

What is metal’s obsession with big ass swords and spray-on tights?

Bennett, noting the flags, says:

Poor France!

I don’t really feel that bad for France.