He’s so hot, he makes the desert look cool. Wasn’t this the cover photo of the AAA State Tourist Guide, circa 1987?
The tattoo should read: ‘Born To Suck!’ Momma didn’t love him. What… is that logo? A muscular trout? Ugly is as ugly […]
Drink first. Sing later. Everything is better with beer… except this song! No, it’s not magically delicious… that’s just alcohol. Yes ladies, […]
He should really stop shopping at Victor(ia?)’s Secret. “Thangs Got to Change”??! You can start with your shirt! …and the hat! …and […]
Great secret handshake there guys. I could be wrong, but I don’t think it was an English colony! Is that an earring […]
That hair is positively biblical! Is that heaven? Is that… Jesus? No, sorry, Jesus is a Germanic Lutheran. Home is where the […]
He looks so happy! If only he knew that the last child in the ball jump took a dump, he wouldn’t be […]
I can has explicit cheezburger?