He should really stop shopping at Victor(ia?)’s Secret. “Thangs Got to Change”??! You can start with your shirt! …and the hat! …and […]
Star sixty nine! Star sixty nine! WHO’S HE CALLING? Inquiring minds want to know! Willie is my hero. Shoppers who bought ‘Willie […]
It looks like a jackalope on fire! …and this, children, is why you should never get a tattoo when drunk!
He sings, he dances, and he fries chicken! HE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS! This slightly edged out the Hamburglar’s “Heavy Hits” in 1974.
No wonder the militant Muslim world hates and fears America! Crusading to spread the gospel of mutton chops to the world! “Just […]
Remember, children, that’s “Swamp Dogg” with two “g’s” and a big…white…rat. (Pointing) He’s riding bareback! For the record, I’m against interspecies dating. […]
Check out the musical selection from this album. Boat Diddley? Is that a play on words? I think I saw him on […]