The tattoo should read: ‘Born To Suck!’ Momma didn’t love him. What… is that logo? A muscular trout? Ugly is as ugly […]
Yes, it is!
This reminds me of my junior high prom. At least, it’s equally painful and awkward. If I count down to zero, can […]
Poor town… Album art by Timmy McGregor, Grade 2, Ms. Phillip’s class. Timmy’s daddy rides a hog on weekends away from his […]
Oooh, a baby seal… With televangelist hair! And it’s possessed, apparently. “FIRE DOWN UNDER!”
Check out the musical selection from this album. He’s the Tarzan of rock n’ roll! Thank God for loin clothes. WANGO TANGO!
The sad thing is that "Virgin" is really only four foot nine. He snuck that sword past the guards at the petting […]
Hmmm, apparently Manowar kicked Frodo’s ass to get ‘the ring of power.’ Respect the metal or we’ll bring democracy to your country. […]